Thank God There’s Only One Grumpy Expat in Antigua
ByEl Blogador is giving evidence of some accumulated GuateBaggage. I haven’t explained that phenomenon yet? Well, GuateBaggage is the effect that local living inevitably has on someone who is formerly a resident of the first world (oops, I mean, a nation with high literacy rates, rule of law and potable water).
I’ve yet to meet a long-time resident of Antigua who doesn’t carry around some GuateBaggage, a little irritability here and there, or a smoldering anger about being a constant victim of racism, or just general crankiness which may have little to nothing to do with living in Guatemala.
Some residents cope less well than others, with heavy drinking, outright disdain for Guatemalans, and a general ‘life sucks’ temperment. On the other end of the scale, you have expats whose outward disposition is one of merriment and abundant cheer, who live their lives in a perpetual self-imposed delusion about their new home, but who respond to any question beyond their opinion of the weather can rocket into a burning rage over one thing or another (usually hatred for their own race, the opposite gender or anyone to the right of Mao).
Somewhere in the middle is a wide range of expats who may have years of accumulated baggage that they’re dealing with and just need to ‘blow off steam’ occasionally with the daily little events which prove irritable for non-natives. My own test is how quickly and easily the expat in question laughs, at themselves, at someone else or at a moderately entertaining joke.
Where does El Blogador fit in?
What about GuateLiving?
Where would YOU fit in?



















14 Comments
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:14 am
I love El Blogador's post. It is hysterically funny and so incredibly true. Thanks for the link. Guess you aren't #1 Grumpy Gringo today, are you?
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:42 am
Forgot to mention, I would love to know what El Blogador's neighbors think of him? I wouldn't even want to ask my neighbors what they think of me. We have already had some pretty major dog issues. I am just glad I am not living in Jardines de Antigua and getting pot shots by El Blogador.
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:20 am
Humor, for the win!
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:35 am
Thanks for sharing that post. That was a great blog post by El Blogador. I was laughing out loud. What a tirade. Everybody got some: locals, Europeans, Americans, etc. I have heard that phrase too, "you don't know who you're dealing with, yada yada!" Hey, I've had days like that myself, I guess, where I cuss everybody out. Moreover, that place "Jardines" in Antigua seems like some kind of hell version of Mr. Roger's neighborhood. Where is that??? When in Antigua I usually hang at pubs, eateries and the occasional concert. But I don't go often anymore.
Re slotting people into places. I don't know where you would fit in, really, behind your blog persona. I don't know where I'd fit in myself, yet I remain assured there are some sages out there who've already assigned me into some neat little cubby. I do see that many expat blogs like to play that game. It IS an amusing game, I usually chuckle upon reading them. Unfortunately, I'm way too mentally lazy/feeble to even try. In order to hang on to some semblance of sanity these (holi)days, must spend my scant mental energies on more primordial stuff. Such as sleep. So will now go to my well-deserved rest for the day. Thanks for the laughs! Be well.
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:10 am
I haven’t lived in Guatemala long term, but I can easily see that it wouldn’t be the easiest place to live. But why on earth would a person move there voluntarily and then spend so much time griping about the place where they are choosing to live? Some venting is normal, but if you don’t like the country or its people, why live there? It’s a well known fact that Guatemala is not a first world country, why are some people so shocked to dicover this when they move there?
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:17 pm
I think there is something fundamentally wrong with people who call themselves expats. It is an easy way to automatically segregate yourself from the culture around you. Most Guatemalans avoid Antigua because of its no longer pleasant. I find it hilarious that so many expats consider themselves aristocrats because they have maids for the first time in their lives and are comparatively wealthier than most people around them, the only benefit of living in a third world country. I wonder why they left their country. Do they have any family, friends? Why don't they want to live near their family and friends? Why do they need to feel superior? Are they failures in their own countries, or is the need to put on airs more important than first-world comfort? Are they pedophiles? etc.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:55 am
What should expatriates call themselves?
November 5th, 2009 at 1:27 am
Even though I have residency in Guatemala, have two Guatemalan daughters and have lived here 15 years, I still refer to myself as a foreigner, because that is how I am referred to in Guatemala. I have never used the word expat to refer to myself. But, then again, I work and live in a Spanish speaking world and am referred to as an extranjero (foreigner) and no matter how long I live here I will always be an extranjero. Once a foreigner always a foreigner. Geez, even my kids see me as a foreigner. However, I am often asked where I am from (people don't assume the US, and then when I say the US most people want to know where.) Unless asked I don't refer to myself as from anywhere.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I don't know. Gringo, Americano, Frances, Aleman, Europeo, etc. don't sound bad at all. What Nancy Bailey says below is correct — once a foreigner always a foreigner . It is not a judgment call, it is a statement of fact. I will always be a capitalino in Guatemala, and my capitalino family/friends will always point out where someone is from. By calling oneself an expat, one is not saying this is who/what I am, one is saying this is who/what I am not. I think it makes a difference. Guatemalans (and latin americans) want to know where someone is from and not, like Americans, what they do.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:38 am
I agree, elgordo, that occupation is not important in Guatemala like it is in the States. When I first came to Guatemala I was shocked that nobody asked what kind of work I did in the States and my work defined who I was. It is almost the first thing that is asked in the States when people meet. I found that family name here is more important than occupation. And since I am a foreigner and don’t have a “family name” I don’t fit any real class hierarchy. I have never liked being called a gringo, feels like the “N” word to me. And I will correct people who call me that. Although I find I am called gringa less and less now. I have taught the children in our children’s home not to call volunteers, who come to help, gringos. They call the volunteers by name of just volunteers. I really find people, in Guatemala, are far more interested in my family and my life before and in Guatemala than they are in what college I attended, how many university degrees I have and what “impressive” jobs I held.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I think nothing of saying 'expat' other than it is short for 'expatriate', which I am by virtue of living somewhere other than my nation of birth. Perhaps you're reading more into it than what expats mean. I don't have a problem being called foreigner, NorteAmericano either, but expat is short and true.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I use the gringo word here like blacks in the US use the N word among themselves. I know it is a term of derision for locals, but I kind of use it mockingly, like, "I know this is what they really call us so I'm going to appropriate it myself".
November 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
The word "gringo" does not equal the word "nigger." I cannot imagine it being used as an insult. Gringo is the equivalent of chapin.
November 12th, 2009 at 8:51 am
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