Expat Interviews
ByWith visitors to the blog and first time emails reaching record levels (unlike global temperatures), I thought it might be a good time to get input on GuateLiving from other expats living in Guatemala. I’ve assembled a list of prospective expats (write if you’d like to be profiled) and I have a starting point for questions.
Readers, what would you like to hear about? Review the list and comment and I’ll get started.
How long have you been here?
Where are you from?
Why did you stay?
What is your favorite thing about Guate?
What is your least favorite thing about Guate?
Where in Guate have you travelled?
Do you have a favorite restaurant, hotel or business you want to mention?
Are you active in a business, NGO, church or other activity?
What things do you miss about ‘home’?
What things do you really prefer here vs. ‘home’?
Update: I got my first hatemail in record time, only 30 seconds after posting and surprisingly it wasn’t from a disciple of the Global Warming Church, but instead a Chapin who alleged my deep seated racism/paternalism by seeking out only expats, or as he wrote it “rich white Christians”, to interview. Keep in mind dear readers that the blog exists primarily to please me and a distant second purpose is to educate and/or entertain NorteAmericanos who have an interest in Guatemala. So grab a licuado and chill.



















21 Comments
March 10th, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Although I probably never get the chance to move to Guate, a quote from my wife may give some insight into why NOT to move south. ( Guate is not the only country in question )
It was — * I'm not moving to any country where bars on the doors and windows are required".
To add to this, my personal reservation is the doubt that I woild be protected by the rule of law.
March 11th, 2010 at 1:10 am
I never hear of the police stopping a crime hear in Chicago, sure they come fast after the fact but what good is that, you need to learn to take care of yourself no matter where you live. if you think the police will protect you just because you live in the states you are wrong.
March 11th, 2010 at 2:59 am
My daughter in Houston gives us the same type of comments. Of course, Houston has absolutely no crime and that burgler alarm system she turns on each night is completely different from the colonial style burgler prevention system (iron bars on windows and doors) prevalent in Latin American countries. Although my wife and I have only been here for six weeks on this trip (seven weeks to go), we are strongly considering a move to Guatemala because of the fine people we've met here (Guatemalans and expats), the extremely economical cost of living and the wonderful spring weather year-round. I'm just hoping that I can convince my family to come down here and see for themselves what a wonderful place it is.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
How 'bout: Do you rent or own? (and why)
March 11th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
* I'm not moving to any country where you have to lock your children up at night or where you need fancy electronic motion sensor alarms for your house" – Bars on windows are a precaution and not required, no different than home alarms found in your middle class "safe" neighborhoods up north.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Not to start a debate here, but I live in a smaller town than Chicago or Houston. Here one never need lock the doors to his house or auto. No one needs to erect a 15 foot wall with broken glass around his property and belongings can safely be left outside at night.
One never has to fear injustice in a courtroom simply because he is a gringo. The price for goods is constant no matter your original birthplace. Bad drivers here are angels compared to Guate drivers. I can get my banking done here in minuites. Other services can be arranged and paid for by phone or E-mailals also in minuites. The list is endless.
These advantages are the norm here in the states in thousands ( millions? ) of towns from coast to coast.
I write this for the benifit of readers who have never been to the states and are clueless as to the differences between Guate and the US.
Given the opportunity, I would still move to Antigua because It 's warm and charming as all hell. However, I would have no delusions that life woild be as secure or easy as in the states.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
P.S. Bud Kennedy, please stay where you are. We don't want your types ruining the paradise we have down here.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:57 am
No problem Bud, but keep in mind that there are cultural differences between countries so when you see bars on windows that does not necessarily mean it is a crime ridden neighborhood. If every house on your street has home alarm systems that does not mean it's a bad neighborhood. I can tell you first hand that eternal spring weather is a true blessing, coming from the Chicago area. Also a very slow paced simple life that is cheap puts everything into perspective. I had all the toys in the States, but sold all that junk and don't miss it a bit. I enjoy nature, culture, history, people, art, etc. rather than junk and bling and all that materialistic keep up with the jones American dream crap. It's a much better life and you are not a slave to the rat race. Regarding safety, there are a lot of myths. There is a lot of petty theft in Central America due to the poverty, but you rarely if ever see whacked out random crimes like school shootings or parents killing their whole families, etc. I see young girls walking alone at night all the time without any fear. In the States if you are a young girl out walking alone you need to carry mace, or simply not do it at all and stay in your house like a prisoner. Maybe not in your humble town, but in a lot of America it is that way. There really is nothing to debate. There are a lot of benefits to moving to Central America that outweigh the inconveniences. So it becomes a personal choice and not a simple right or wrong answer.
March 12th, 2010 at 3:08 am
How about moving to Mexico, and what states do you recommend?
March 12th, 2010 at 10:05 am
Funny how Antigua homes have had bars on their windows since the city was founded. I really doubt there was a high crime rate in the 1500’s. Just Pie de Lana was around to do any of the robbing.
Bud, any Guatemaltecos reading this blog would definitely speak English and probably know what life is like in the US. You´d be surprised to know that some know more about US history and government than US citizens.
March 12th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
But but but but….don't kid yourself. Crime IS a problem in Guatemala and it's getting worse. And no matter how corrupt the police may be in Chicago or (name other big city here), it can't compare to Guate, where more than 90% of murders go unsolved.
Please be honest, both for your own sake, and the sake of people reading this blog who might be thinking of moving to Guatemala.
March 12th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Thanks Christina. I didn't want to bring up that whole can of worms, but let's just say that those who left the U.S. are lucky to have gotten out in time. There will soon be a time when you will need exit visas to leave and you will not be able to wire your money out, thus forcing you to stay on the "plantation". Those who stayed will be in for a rude awakening. Forget about bars on windows and doors. Instead you will need thousands of rounds of ammo to fend off your starving neighbors.
March 12th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Look into Lake Chapala, Mexico. I've never been there but hear it is a great place to retire. There is a huge ex-pat population and the weather is perfect. I definitely have it on my short list.
March 12th, 2010 at 4:55 pm
San Cristobal de las Casas
March 12th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
The numbers help understand things; in several departments of Guatemala you are safer than in almost any big city in the US. Zacapa and most of the capital are more dangerous than living in Baghdad (although not as dangerous as being an unborn baby in the US). Stats show that violent crime against foreigners is actually VERY low in Guate. I'm sure some pickpocketing goes unreported, but to live here with a shred of common sense for an expat is pretty safe. See my previous post on this http://guateliving.com/2009/08/is-guatemala-a-vio...
March 12th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Certain parts of Guatemala are very unsafe. Certain parts of USA are very unsafe. Many parts of Guatemala are safe. Many parts of USA are safe. SO WHAT? I've lived in Central America for over a decade and know where to go and where not to go. How to behave and how not to behave. Please stop scare mongering. Most of the murders you are talking about are internal and drug, gang or spousal related and not directed at foreigners. Foreigners are primary targets of petty theft. Just don't flaunt your stuff, get along with the locals and earn their respect. They will look out for you. Crime is getting much worse in the USA. Once the economy collapses, USA will be very dangerous all over.
March 12th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Thanks for the tip Don. San Cristobal de las Casas looks very interesting indeed…
March 12th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I agree with you completely. The efficiency, lack of corruption, and civil virtues that many (not all) exhibit are enviable. Just one disagreement. Because you are a gringo, you cannot fanthom the injustices meted out daily to non-Whites in the States. While you do have a working legal system, justice is a bit more ethereal.
March 13th, 2010 at 3:38 am
I am not scare mongering. You are right that many parts of Guatemala are safe. However, most foreigners who move to Guatemala move to Antigua or the Lake Atitlan area, where crime does exist. And you are right, as long as you watch your back and don't flaunt your wealth, you will probably be fine, or at the most suffer an occasional theft via pickpocket/bag slasher.
As Mark points out in his reply below, murder is not something that most foreigners need to worry about. I was only using murder as an example of the impunity that exists in Guate. When I am in Antigua or surrounding villages late at night I am rarely worried about MY personal safety. My STUFF on the other hand…Theft at gunpoint is too common for my stomach, particularly in my particular group of acquaintances, since we ride expensive mountain bikes in the rural areas around Antigua, which makes for easy targets. And trying to retreive your stolen bike from the thieves can put you or your family in danger from retaliation.
March 13th, 2010 at 3:44 am
El Gordo, how do you know I am "white"?
I understand your point though.
March 13th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
I don't. I was replying to Bud. I used the term "non-Whites" because, contrary to certain self-evident truths, not all gringos are created equal.