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Maid Help!
Posted by: | CommentsGuest Post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.
I need some advice on the ins and outs of bonuses and other things when it comes to domestic help.
I have a great cleaning lady that comes to my house 6 days a week for 4 hours a day. She’s been with me for 4 months now and I’m very happy with her. I’m going to be heading to the US for one month and obviously don’t want to lose her.
Instead of paying her the bonus, I was planning on giving her 6 weeks (my trip plus holidays) off but fully paid. Basically, 100% paid vacation.
So my question is:
Even though I’ll be paying her for not working, do I still have to pay her a bonus?
My Son a Genuis, I Don’t Think So!
Posted by: | CommentsGuest post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.
It’s officially summer break for my son and we’re in the process of getting him ready to move on from Kindergarten to something that is called Prepartorio here. Basically in the States it is the official Kindergarten since there really isn’t anything that would translate into it and from my experience in these countries you don’t start reading and writing until this class.
However, it’s not that easy. Your child has to take an ‘exam’ to see what level of Prepa he’s going into. Although, I have to say there is only one available at my son’s school and chances are all kids are going into it. However… we came for the exam. It was about 2 hours long and when I came to pick him up I was given the diagnostic.
Ironically, at the moment the secretary was telling me about the test results, the director of the school, who has yet to even say hello to me, was in the teeny tiny office with us.
Apparently my son is a genius. He got 100% on the math, 98% in Spanish and 93% in English. This made the director stop in her tracks, grab the exam out of the secretary’s hand and say to her, “this kid isn’t going to Prepa, I want him in first grade!”
I didn’t grab the test out her hands, but I immediately said, “NO! my kid can’t even read yet!” She gave me a condescending look and asked, “He’s not mature enough yet?” and my answer was, “No!” On all counts.
After another condescending look, I was given the exam and she left the room. If my 5 year old can’t pass this test, then we have bigger issues to deal with. There was no adding or subtracting, just reading numbers and only up to 10. There were no words at all, just a few letters and images. If this is the way they rank their kids, then I’m curious what a true genius would do at any school. Yet all of a sudden the secretaries in the room harbored a new form of respect for my little guy!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m super proud of my son, but come on! What kid would fail this test?
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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.
Private Hospitals! I’m a Believer
Posted by: | CommentsGuest Post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.
When we lived in Costa Rica, we always went to one private hospital, CIMA Hospital, even if it was something super minor and not worthy of an emergency because the doctors there were the same doctors we would see in their offices. The price was the same and if we needed blood tests it was all there for you. This hospital was huge, it was a state of the art, modern hospital, but the longest we ever waited was at most 15 minutes, compared to HOURS at any of the public hospitals!
I’ve been reading Mark’s blog for ages, and felt confident that if anything happened to any one in my family, medical emergency, Hermano Pedro Private Hospital would be the place where we would be taken care of. Well, that time just happened to have come on a Saturday night at midnight.
We’ve never gone there since there was no reason to stake out the location and with a name like Private Hospital we were on the hunt for a full blown hospital. Gratefully, prior to coming we called to see if there was a doctor on duty - just in case! Good thing too, if we didn’t focus hard enough we would have gone right by it!
The building is small, more of a private clinic, with a doctor 24 hours. Granted the problem I had wasn’t in need of blood tests, it was some crazy allergy that attacked my skin and wouldn’t let me stop itching to the point that my palms were burning so bad and my skin swollen so bad that we had to go.
We arrived and looked twice at one another wondering if this is the place. I got out and knocked on the door. A man came out and said, “you’re the one that called?” I nodded. He let me in to a dark building. “Are you open?” Was the obvious question here and he was shocked that I would even ask such a thing!
He sat me down in a dark hallway and retrieved the doctor. I entered into the doctor’s room, and he seemed extremely professional with 2 nurses on board with him. They totally helped me and we drove to a 24 hour pharmacy! Problem solved.
The whole event took less than 45 minutes, cost $25 and we were back in bed by 1 am! This doesn’t happen in the States and I am more and more impressed with the medical services of Central American countries!
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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.
My Son’s Little Friends!
Posted by: | CommentsGuest Post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.
When I was living in Costa Rica, we tried on many occasions to have play dates with my son’s schoolmates. It is a very common problem that Ticos simply don’t have time for outsiders. Their families are big and they are satisfied with their kids hanging out with the rest of the cousins and sisters and brothers.
If by chance you get them to agree, you make sure to NEVER tell your children about it because then you get your 4-5-6-7 year old all excited to hang out with their school friends and in the end it almost always gets canceled and not even in a friendly way, but in a way that they never even bother to call you!
This isn’t only me saying, ALL my foreign friends have found the exact same problem! So we normally managed to have play dates together to dissipate the hurt with our kids.
Since I moved to Guatemala, my son has developed a few great friendships with the little boys in his school. I managed to capture one mother, and say ‘hey, our kids really want to hang out!’ and luckily enough she was on board and our kids have been playing together a lot!
Yet, I know that my son has a little gang of about 4-5 little friends, and one day this week, I get a call from his school saying that he is sick and to come and get him. So I run over there and as we are saying goodbye and all the little kids come out to say good bye to my son, all the little boys started screaming when can we come over to your house?
Immediately, I said to the teachers, if you can send a note to his friend’s parents, I’d love to have them come over! And, they did!!!
They actually sent it to all the boys:) Which is so fine with me, since my past experience in Costa Rica showed that no one would have replied, I was amazed to get 3 replies at once. I’ve already made 2 play dates, obviously I need to see if they work out, this will be the post for next week. But in the meantime, I’m quite taken by the fact that Guatemalans do reach out, way more than Costa Ricans have!
Wish us luck and will let you know how it goes next week!
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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.
Caravan de Zorros – Info Please!
Posted by: | CommentsGuest Post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta
Since I started writing for Mark’s blog, I’ve failed to mention my absolute addiction and NEED for travel. While living in Costa Rica there was no village from the Nicaraguan border to the Panamanian border that we didn’t visit. Plus, we indulged ourselves in trying to keep up with the local festivities as well. Like the different parades, festivals and other stuff that after a few years became mundane as we realized it was all the same only the faces changed from town to town. Although I recommend it for everyone who is visiting Costa Rica to experience a local event!
Now it’s Guatemala’s turn! Since I met my husband here eight years ago I traveled the entire country. But, that was eight years ago, I was a backpacker. What that means is that I traveled with other backpackers whose main goal was to spend AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE. And trust me, I will never recommend the $1.50 hotel finds we used to stay at. I’ve stayed in places that I was too scared to take off my jeans and sweaters because the beds hadn’t been changed since 1960’s, or there were more ants in the bed with me than you’d find in an ant farm or taking a shower was less hygienic than being dirty for one full week. Needless to say, we are exploring Guatemala in a whole new light and I’m loving it! I will start posting more about my adventures in this country!
For now, I am hoping to get an exact answer, since no one seems to know specifically and I can’t find anything on the web as well. I keep hearing about this awesome Caravan de Zorros. A caravan of motorcycles that leave from Guatemala City and head to Esquipulas. It’s supposed to be a pretty amazing experience since there are over one thousand of all sorts of motorcycles that head out together.
Naturally we want to go! But for the life of me I can’t figure out the exact date and the location of it. Plus, I would so love to hear a first hand experience if anyone has had one!
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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.
What’s Your Bank Story?
Posted by: | CommentsGuest post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.
I have been living in Guatemala now for about 3 months. Since 99% of my work is from home, I don’t venture out too much and have a limited circle of friends. I’d say about 10 in total! Give or take a few.
So the fact that 30% of my friends and acquaintances have been affected by the crazy bank system here simply freaks me out.
Genesis, also known as Expat Mom, had a horrible experience happen to her just a short while back when someone copied their ATM debit card and PIN out of a doctored machine and stole ALL of their money. They are battling it with the banks, which offer no protection whatsoever, yet are giving them teeny tiny glimmers of hope saying they will take care of it.
Next, my husband’s good climbing buddy had the exact same thing happen to him, and the money never returned. His bank didn’t even bother pretending. They just told him flat out, ‘Sorry bud, it’s your loss.’
My husband’s colleague had a flat tire and two very kind gentleman pulled over to help out. Who the hell knows how or when it happened, but they ripped out 5 of his checks out of his check book and wrote checks for $5,000 (40,000Q)! The investigation, I am told, is still going on.
With the last case, I mean how hard is it to prove that he wasn’t the one writing the checks. Just get the check, that was obviously cleared illegally and compare the signatures! This should take a minute and a half instead it’s been going on for 3 months now and still no movement.
The banks don’t want to part with any of their money! I am scared to use an ATM and my husband now only goes directly to the bank to get money out. However, then he moans and groans that the tellers all have buddies waiting on the street for anyone who takes out a significant amount of money making it totally dangerous to take out large sums of cash.
No matter how you look at it, you’re screwed.
So my advice was, Credit Cards. In the States they are practically giving these things out in vending machines. Here it’s a totally different story. I don’t know how true this is, or maybe I’m simply in complete disgust and awe, but my father-in-law, Guatemalteco through and through, and also one of the only people I know here who has a CC rather than a debit card, says he pays $50 a month for this ‘privilege’! This is on top of the ludicrous percentages you pay if you’re late on payments!
In country where so few actually have money, wouldn’t you think the bank systems would want to work with them rather than do all they can to rob them for every single action!
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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.
Mosquitos, Oh How I Detest Thee…
Posted by: | CommentsGuest post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.
Who is on board with me?
I lived in Costa Rica for almost 7 years and never remember having this many problems with this nasty, disgusting critter! They are everywhere in my house. When we first moved in we left all our windows opened to get some fresh air going through, instead we let in a mob of mosquitoes that have never ever left.
All we do at night is listen to them buzz around our heads and suck our blood dry. During the day, no matter where I am in my house for an extended period of time, they are on me with their nasty blood sucking ways leaving welts the size of quarters all over my body.
At first I totally protested against any sort of chemical deterants like the little incense like sticks you light up and then inhale an noxious smell, but after seeing fat mosquitoes flying around happily while gorging more and more on my family’s skin I gave in. But not for long, the smoke really makes me suffocate.
Next, I read an interesting article about different uses for vodka and one of them said that you can spray your clothes with it, that the alcohol burns their eyes. So we ran out and bought vodka. One thing about this lovely product is that it’s too expensive and since it’s alcohol, it wears out really fast and you’re constantly spraying yourself. So that didn’t work too well.
Finally, I succumbed to the inevitable. We bought the little electrical plug-ins that give off a nice smell, but who the hell knows what kind chemical is being set off to keep them away!
We have now been pushed to keep all our windows shut at all times, screens or no screens. Sometimes I can’t resist leaving the door open because I don’t like to be completely shut up, however I am now on a full-on mission to figure out how to keep them at bay – NATURALLY!

Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.












