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Guest Post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.

I need some advice on the ins and outs of bonuses and other things when it comes to domestic help.

I have a great cleaning lady that comes to my house 6 days a week for 4 hours a day. She’s been with me for 4 months now and I’m very happy with her. I’m going to be heading to the US for one month and obviously don’t want to lose her.

Instead of paying her the bonus, I was planning on giving her 6 weeks (my trip plus holidays) off but fully paid. Basically, 100% paid vacation.

So my question is:

Even though I’ll be paying her for not working, do I still have to pay her a bonus?

Guest post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.

It’s officially summer break for my son and we’re in the process of getting him ready to move on from Kindergarten to something that is called Prepartorio here. Basically in the States it is the official Kindergarten since there really isn’t anything that would translate into it and from my experience in these countries you don’t start reading and writing until this class.

However, it’s not that easy. Your child has to take an ‘exam’ to see what level of Prepa he’s going into. Although, I have to say there is only one available at my son’s school and chances are all kids are going into it. However… we came for the exam. It was about 2 hours long and when I came to pick him up I was given the diagnostic.

Ironically, at the moment the secretary was telling me about the test results, the director of the school, who has yet to even say hello to me, was in the teeny tiny office with us.

Apparently my son is a genius. He got 100% on the math, 98% in Spanish and 93% in English. This made the director stop in her tracks, grab the exam out of the secretary’s hand and say to her, “this kid isn’t going to Prepa, I want him in first grade!”

I didn’t grab the test out her hands, but I immediately said, “NO! my kid can’t even read yet!” She gave me a condescending look and asked, “He’s not mature enough yet?” and my answer was, “No!” On all counts.

After another condescending look, I was given the exam and she left the room. If my 5 year old can’t pass this test, then we have bigger issues to deal with. There was no adding or subtracting, just reading numbers and only up to 10. There were no words at all, just a few letters and images. If this is the way they rank their kids, then I’m curious what a true genius would do at any school. Yet all of a sudden the secretaries in the room harbored a new form of respect for my little guy!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m super proud of my son, but come on! What kid would fail this test?

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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.

Guest Post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.

When we lived in Costa Rica, we always went to one private hospital, CIMA Hospital, even if it was something super minor and not worthy of an emergency because the doctors there were the same doctors we would see in their offices. The price was the same and if we needed blood tests it was all there for you.  This hospital was huge, it was a state of the art, modern hospital, but the longest we ever waited was at most 15 minutes, compared to HOURS at any of the public hospitals!

I’ve been reading Mark’s blog for ages, and felt confident that if anything happened to any one in my family, medical emergency, Hermano Pedro Private Hospital would be the place where we would be taken care of. Well, that time just happened to have come on a Saturday night at midnight.

We’ve never gone there since there was no reason to stake out the location and with a name like Private Hospital we were on the hunt for a full blown hospital. Gratefully, prior to coming we called to see if there was a doctor on duty -  just in case! Good thing too, if we didn’t focus hard enough we would have gone right by it!

The building is small, more of a private clinic, with a doctor 24 hours. Granted the problem I had wasn’t in need of blood tests, it was some crazy allergy that attacked my skin and wouldn’t let me stop itching to the point that my palms were burning so bad and my skin swollen so bad that we had to go.

We arrived and looked twice at one another wondering if this is the place. I got out and knocked on the door. A man came out and said, “you’re the one that called?” I nodded. He let me in to a dark building. “Are you open?” Was the obvious question here and he was shocked that I would even ask such a thing!

He sat me down in a dark hallway and retrieved the doctor. I entered into the doctor’s room, and he seemed extremely professional with 2 nurses on board with him. They totally helped me and we drove to a 24 hour pharmacy! Problem solved.

The whole event took less than 45 minutes, cost $25 and we were back in bed by 1 am! This doesn’t happen in the States and I am more and more impressed with the medical services of Central American countries!

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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.

Guest Post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.

When I was living in Costa Rica, we tried on many occasions to have play dates with my son’s schoolmates. It is a very common problem that Ticos simply don’t have time for outsiders. Their families are big and they are satisfied with their kids hanging out with the rest of the cousins and sisters and brothers.

If by chance you get them to agree, you make sure to NEVER tell your children about it because then you get your 4-5-6-7 year old all excited to hang out with their school friends and in the end it almost always gets canceled and not even in a friendly way, but in a way that they never even bother to call you!

This isn’t only me saying, ALL my foreign friends have found the exact same problem! So we normally managed to have play dates together to dissipate the hurt with our kids.

Since I moved to Guatemala, my son has developed a few great friendships with the little boys in his school.  I managed to capture one mother, and say ‘hey, our kids really want to hang out!’ and luckily enough she was on board and our kids have been playing together a lot!

Yet, I know that my son has a little gang of about 4-5 little friends, and one day this week, I get a call from his school saying that he is sick and to come and get him. So I run over there and as we are saying goodbye and all the little kids come out to say good bye to my son, all the little boys started screaming when can we come over to your house?

Immediately, I said to the teachers, if you can send a note to his friend’s parents, I’d love to have them come over! And, they did!!!

They actually sent it to all the boys:) Which is so fine with me, since my past experience in Costa Rica showed that no one would have replied, I was amazed to get 3 replies at once. I’ve already made 2 play dates, obviously I need to see if they work out, this will be the post for next week. But in the meantime, I’m quite taken by the fact that Guatemalans do reach out, way more than Costa Ricans have!

Wish us luck and will let you know how it goes next week!

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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.

Guest Post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta

Since I started writing for Mark’s blog, I’ve failed to mention my absolute addiction and NEED for travel. While living in Costa Rica there was no village from the Nicaraguan border to the Panamanian border that we didn’t visit. Plus, we indulged ourselves in trying to keep up with the local festivities as well.  Like the different parades, festivals and other stuff that after a few years became mundane as we realized it was all the same only the faces changed from town to town.  Although I recommend it for everyone who is visiting Costa Rica to experience a local event!

Now it’s Guatemala’s turn! Since I met my husband here eight years ago I traveled the entire country. But, that was eight years ago, I was a backpacker. What that means is that I traveled with other backpackers whose main goal was to spend AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE. And trust me, I will never recommend the $1.50 hotel finds we used to stay at. I’ve stayed in places that I was too scared to take off my jeans and sweaters because the beds hadn’t been changed since 1960’s, or there were more ants in the bed with me than you’d find in an ant farm or taking a shower was less hygienic than being dirty for one full week.  Needless to say, we are exploring Guatemala in a whole new light and I’m loving it! I will start posting more about my adventures in this country!

For now, I am hoping to get an exact answer, since no one seems to know specifically and I can’t find anything on the web as well. I keep hearing about this awesome Caravan de Zorros. A caravan of motorcycles that leave from Guatemala City and head to Esquipulas. It’s supposed to be a pretty amazing experience since there are over one thousand of all sorts of motorcycles that head out together.

Naturally we want to go! But for the life of me I can’t figure out the exact date and the location of it. Plus, I would so love to hear a first hand experience if anyone has had one!

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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.

Guest post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.

I have been living in Guatemala now for about 3 months. Since 99% of my work is from home, I don’t venture out too much and have a limited circle of friends. I’d say about 10 in total! Give or take a few.

So the fact that 30% of my friends and acquaintances have been affected by the crazy bank system here simply freaks me out.

Genesis, also known as Expat Mom, had a horrible experience happen to her just a short while back when someone copied their ATM debit card and PIN out of a doctored machine and stole ALL of their money. They are battling it with the banks, which offer no protection whatsoever, yet are giving them teeny tiny glimmers of hope saying they will take care of it.

Next, my husband’s good climbing buddy had the exact same thing happen to him, and the money never returned. His bank didn’t even bother pretending. They just told him flat out, ‘Sorry bud, it’s your loss.’

My husband’s colleague had a flat tire and two very kind gentleman pulled over to help out. Who the hell knows how or when it happened, but they ripped out 5 of his checks out of his check book and wrote checks for $5,000 (40,000Q)! The investigation, I am told, is still going on.

With the last case, I mean how hard is it to prove that he wasn’t the one writing the checks. Just get the check, that was obviously cleared illegally and compare the signatures! This should take a minute and a half instead it’s been going on for 3 months now and still no movement.

The banks don’t want to part with any of their money! I am scared to use an ATM and my husband now only goes directly to the bank to get money out. However, then he moans and groans that the tellers all have buddies waiting on the street for anyone who takes out a significant amount of money making it totally dangerous to take out large sums of cash.

No matter how you look at it, you’re screwed.

So my advice was, Credit Cards. In the States they are practically giving these things out in vending machines. Here it’s a totally different story.  I don’t know how true this is, or maybe I’m simply in complete disgust and awe, but my father-in-law, Guatemalteco through and through, and also one of the only people I know here who has a CC rather than a debit card, says he pays $50 a month for this ‘privilege’! This is on top of the ludicrous percentages you pay if you’re late on payments!

In country where so few actually have money, wouldn’t you think the bank systems would want to work with them rather than do all they can to rob them for every single action!

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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.

Guest post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.

Who is on board with me?

I lived in Costa Rica for almost 7 years and never remember having this many problems with this nasty, disgusting critter! They are everywhere in my house. When we first moved in we left all our windows opened to get some fresh air going through, instead we let in a mob of mosquitoes that have never ever left.

All we do at night is listen to them buzz around our heads and suck our blood dry. During the day, no matter where I am in my house for an extended period of time, they are on me with their nasty blood sucking ways leaving welts the size of quarters all over my body.

At first I totally protested against any sort of chemical deterants like the little incense like sticks you light up and then inhale an noxious smell, but after seeing fat mosquitoes flying around happily while gorging more and more on my family’s skin I gave in.  But not for long, the smoke really makes me suffocate.

Next, I read an interesting article about different uses for vodka and one of them said that you can spray your clothes with it, that the alcohol burns their eyes. So we ran out and bought vodka. One thing about this lovely product is that it’s too expensive and since it’s alcohol, it wears out really fast and you’re constantly spraying yourself. So that didn’t work too well.

Finally, I succumbed to the inevitable. We bought the little electrical plug-ins that give off a nice smell, but who the hell knows what kind chemical is being set off to keep them away!

We have now been pushed to keep all our windows shut at all times, screens or no screens. Sometimes I can’t resist leaving the door open because I don’t like to be completely shut up, however I am now on a full-on mission to figure out how to keep them at bay – NATURALLY!


Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.

Guest post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.

Before I delve into the meat of my story, I think I should give a little background so it’s easy to see how the move to Guatemala has fully changed my body’s normality. For almost ten years of my life my profession was fitness instructor. I taught anywhere from 2 – 4 hours of high impact aerobics and spinning daily. Basically, exercise and me go hand-in-hand and if I don’t get my dose of exercise, I am usually grouchy and have too much built up energy.

Living in Costa Rica, I stopped being a fitness instructor but remained loyal to my body’s needs and went to the gym 4 – 5 days a week.  Although, I must confess, throughout my career as a fitness professional I have grown a major dislike for gyms seeing them as breeding grounds for germs.  Yet, I never fully suffered any particular illness from it, I just don’t like to see others leaving sweat on machines I’m about to use.

Moving to Guatemala allowed me to indulge a bit. Instead of me being the personal trainer, I hired one to work out with me! He comes to my house 3 times a week, and I’m extremely happy with him.

So what’s all this unhealthy talk? Well, let’s see! In the past 2.5 months I have gotten really sick, all intestinal related. The first time my stomach did such funny things that kept me close to a bathroom for 4 days that I finally admitted my fate and inhaled 4 large horse pills to kill of the amebas that decided my belly was perfect for them.

Fine, everyone gets sick when they first move to a new place!

During this time, I started exercising with my trainer, and since I’m no stranger to workouts, I could do a good amount. So after about one week of building up my resistance we did a great workout. The following day I was in bed, with a huge fever sick to my stomach and nothing else.  The weird intestinal infection that had no explanation at all lasted for 3 days and the only way my stomach stopped screaming at me was for me to take antibiotics. I hate medicine!!!

Now I was getting a bit concerned.  I’m not eating out in restaurants (even though I totally trust most of them), I never eat at the food stands (I’ve had way too many bad experiences in my life and stay away from them). I clean my fruits and veggies with a special spray called Veggie wash, but do still wash them in the water.  Maybe that’s the problem?

After recovering, I became even more careful with what I eat (if that’s possible) and have resumed my exercise program. Once again, I have to start from the beginning because getting sick zaps you of all your energy and you have to build it up.

Right as I’m back on schedule, my body is feeling great and strong, my trainer says let’s do the hill. It’s a pretty strong route where we head straight up for a few kilometers almost to the cross overlooking Antigua. After doing it, I felt fantastic. My legs worked hard and then we came home and did abs and legs and chest! All throughout the session I was thinking that I need to start doing this 4 times a week, that’s how much I miss working out. 

That full day I felt so good and alive and healthy. I even did the numbers how much it would cost if I hired the guy for one extra day per week. I must have spent a good hour or so mulling it over in my mind and playing with the numbers, prepared to tell him the next day let’s go for it.

That night everything was the same. I ate a light dinner with my family, went to bed at a normal hour and slept really well.  The next morning when I awoke my chest felt like someone stepped on it. I felt kind of sick, although the pain was unbearable. But not permitting myself to believe that I was sick – AGAIN. I didn’t cancel my training session, but decided to stick close to home, just in case.

By the time he arrived, my energy level was down so much that after 20 minutes of super mild exercise I told him goodbye and barely made it to bed. Then I got nausea. I never get nausea, it’s just something that I don’t get! So I called my husband, and he’s like you’re pregnant. I’m like, I wish, but this didn’t feel like a pregnancy to me.  A few minutes later, I’m in the bathroom vomiting up green and red. Since I didn’t eat anything this morning, I literally had nothing to vomit.  I was left drenched in a cold sweat and had to lay on the bathroom floor to come back to life.

Once again, barely making it back to my bed, I called my husband and said, “get home, there is no way I can pick up our son from school. And help me!!!”

He cut out of work early. But during that hour I think I came pretty close to death, because I had to vomit another 5 times, and burned the inside of my esophagus and throat so bad I couldn’t talk for the rest of the day. I didn’t even have enough energy to open my eyes when he finally came home to give me special medicine to stop the vomiting reflex which he practically pushed down my throat and watched my body heave up and down, until it kicked in and I was able to pass out into some sort of oblivion for the rest of the day.

I have absolutely no explanation at all as to what happened, besides the fact that it was an obvious intoxication. And if I didn’t feel any better the following day, I would have definitely have gone to the hospital.

Yet, both my husband and trainer keep repeating to me, “when you exercise your defenses go down and you can sick.” This song can be sung to a person who barely works out and would probably gladly jump on this as an excuse NOT to continue, but it doesn’t fly with me, or at least it didn’t!

Can it really be related? Can my exercising really bring my defenses down so that any odd contaminate that seems to live in every piece of food I eat come out and attack me?

Since that day, I have fully resumed my exercising but am forced to really cut back on pushing myself in fear that I will get super sick again! To me this isn’t a healthy way to live!

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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.

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