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Chapins Love Babies
Posted by: | CommentsOccasionally I´m walking the streets of Antigua with one of the kids and undoubtedly a local will come over and marvel at how beautiful the baby is. When the toddler was small, he attracted particular attention with his pale white skin and bleached-blond hair.
Of course, the females are predictably interested here. Whether 12 or 80 they all want to see the baby, pat the baby, comment on how beautiful the baby is (whether true or not), and hold the baby. I went to a party one time and without exception the local women all wanted to hold the baby while, conversely, the gringas made clear they did not want anything to do with the little crumb cruncher. That makes for interesting speculation…for another post.
What really struck me was how Guatmalan males react though. In the US, a female might be fawning over a baby while the guy is looking around, wondering how long this will take, and worrying about whether a baby of his own might be in the future. Here I´ve had males of all ages come up and admire the baby, even stop on the street to watch the passing baby like they might a babe.
Along those lines here´s a story from Jimmy and Shelley who have their own new babies:
Walking through the market with two little white babies is quite the trip. Everybody is commenting about the twins and several of the more outspoken ladies yell at you to come over so they can hold the boys, talk about twins and smother them with kisses. While standing around talking to Cristina, an indigenous lady in her typical dress (we don’t see too many dressed like that here because of the heat) came up to Shelley and handed her a Q5 bill. She said, “Take this for your children.” The look on Cristina’s face mirrored what I was thinking and she said, “For WHAT?” The lady responded, “It means something to me” and walked off.
New Comment Functions
Posted by: | CommentsI discovered this morning that hundreds of legitimate comments were stuck in one of my several spam folder, so I’ve made some more changes. Let me know how it works!
New Poll for Maid #4
Posted by: | CommentsI’ve been remiss in updating the poll lately, but now we have a new one so check it out, to the right of this column, below the ads.
A Delusional Trip to Havana
Posted by: | CommentsIn the July/August edition of La Cuadra, Washington, DC, Attorney at Law Philip Fornaci takes readers on a delusional little journey to Havana. The timing of the essay is apropos, given the United States’ current hasty descent into Marxism.
Mr. Fornaci glorifies the national slavery which exists in Cuba, just as leftist sympathizers have done with dictators since Lenin’s day. I trust readers remember how so-called ‘mainstream’ journalists in US in the 30’s and 40’s proclaimed the Soviet Union to be a “worker’s paradise” where men and women worked free of hunger and oppression, only to learn the stomach-churning truth of the 30 million killed by the communists and the millions more who spent decades in concentration camps while the regime did its best to export death and suffering around the world.
Fornaci goes on to exclaim that the streets of Havana are free of Read More→
Caravan de Zorros – Info Please!
Posted by: | CommentsGuest Post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta
Since I started writing for Mark’s blog, I’ve failed to mention my absolute addiction and NEED for travel. While living in Costa Rica there was no village from the Nicaraguan border to the Panamanian border that we didn’t visit. Plus, we indulged ourselves in trying to keep up with the local festivities as well. Like the different parades, festivals and other stuff that after a few years became mundane as we realized it was all the same only the faces changed from town to town. Although I recommend it for everyone who is visiting Costa Rica to experience a local event!
Now it’s Guatemala’s turn! Since I met my husband here eight years ago I traveled the entire country. But, that was eight years ago, I was a backpacker. What that means is that I traveled with other backpackers whose main goal was to spend AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE. And trust me, I will never recommend the $1.50 hotel finds we used to stay at. I’ve stayed in places that I was too scared to take off my jeans and sweaters because the beds hadn’t been changed since 1960’s, or there were more ants in the bed with me than you’d find in an ant farm or taking a shower was less hygienic than being dirty for one full week. Needless to say, we are exploring Guatemala in a whole new light and I’m loving it! I will start posting more about my adventures in this country!
For now, I am hoping to get an exact answer, since no one seems to know specifically and I can’t find anything on the web as well. I keep hearing about this awesome Caravan de Zorros. A caravan of motorcycles that leave from Guatemala City and head to Esquipulas. It’s supposed to be a pretty amazing experience since there are over one thousand of all sorts of motorcycles that head out together.
Naturally we want to go! But for the life of me I can’t figure out the exact date and the location of it. Plus, I would so love to hear a first hand experience if anyone has had one!
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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.
What’s Your Bank Story?
Posted by: | CommentsGuest post by Marina K. Villatoro, Travel Experta.
I have been living in Guatemala now for about 3 months. Since 99% of my work is from home, I don’t venture out too much and have a limited circle of friends. I’d say about 10 in total! Give or take a few.
So the fact that 30% of my friends and acquaintances have been affected by the crazy bank system here simply freaks me out.
Genesis, also known as Expat Mom, had a horrible experience happen to her just a short while back when someone copied their ATM debit card and PIN out of a doctored machine and stole ALL of their money. They are battling it with the banks, which offer no protection whatsoever, yet are giving them teeny tiny glimmers of hope saying they will take care of it.
Next, my husband’s good climbing buddy had the exact same thing happen to him, and the money never returned. His bank didn’t even bother pretending. They just told him flat out, ‘Sorry bud, it’s your loss.’
My husband’s colleague had a flat tire and two very kind gentleman pulled over to help out. Who the hell knows how or when it happened, but they ripped out 5 of his checks out of his check book and wrote checks for $5,000 (40,000Q)! The investigation, I am told, is still going on.
With the last case, I mean how hard is it to prove that he wasn’t the one writing the checks. Just get the check, that was obviously cleared illegally and compare the signatures! This should take a minute and a half instead it’s been going on for 3 months now and still no movement.
The banks don’t want to part with any of their money! I am scared to use an ATM and my husband now only goes directly to the bank to get money out. However, then he moans and groans that the tellers all have buddies waiting on the street for anyone who takes out a significant amount of money making it totally dangerous to take out large sums of cash.
No matter how you look at it, you’re screwed.
So my advice was, Credit Cards. In the States they are practically giving these things out in vending machines. Here it’s a totally different story. I don’t know how true this is, or maybe I’m simply in complete disgust and awe, but my father-in-law, Guatemalteco through and through, and also one of the only people I know here who has a CC rather than a debit card, says he pays $50 a month for this ‘privilege’! This is on top of the ludicrous percentages you pay if you’re late on payments!
In country where so few actually have money, wouldn’t you think the bank systems would want to work with them rather than do all they can to rob them for every single action!
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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.
Education in Guatemala Part II
Posted by: | CommentsGuest post by Marina K. Villatoro, The Travel Experta.
This is the next installment of my experience with education in Guatemala.
I’ll start with that I am very happy with my son’s school. He has fully adjusted to the new place, has new friends and tells me everyday after school it was his best day of his life!
However, I’ve come to wonder if school is a priority here at all. The school seems to be closed more often than open.
First it was for the swine flu. They seemed to stay closed longer than the rest of the schools. An extra week, in fact! I was (kind of) fine with that. I mean, who wants their kid sick with the swine flu, or any flu for that fact?
Two weeks later they closed down again for another ’safety measure’ against the swine flu. Trust me, I wasn’t thrilled with that one. Even more so, because I was never notified and we arrived to a huge lock and no explanation. I called all the numbers I had for some answers.
Next, right as we were back on a regular schedule, I am told that the last Friday of every month the kids have a day off. What for??? It’s not like they’re working overtime and quite frankly the should work a little more!
After swallowing all these pills, I get an email from the school telling me that the school year is over October 16, when all the while it was supposed to be opened until October 23! That is one week less. It may not seem like a lot of time to the world, but I am a working mother, what can I do with my son? And what do working parents do with their children?
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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.
Finding the Right Maid
Posted by: | CommentsFor me a cleaning lady and a nanny are not luxuries, but necessities. If you knew me, you’d know that if I didn’t have someone coming to clean my house, that I would most likely live in filth. A terrible confession, but this is how it is. So I’m super grateful to be able to afford help. In Costa Rica I had a girl with me for over 5 years. I am extremely loyal and treated her like family. She was one of the hardest reasons for us to leave Costa Rica.
However, life moves on and we had to move to Guatemala. I mean, I can’t rearrange my whole life for hired help. So now I am in search of a good person to come to my house. Luckily for us, my son is old enough and I don’t need him to be nannied anymore like before. With the help of my sister-in-law I was introduced to her mother-in-law’s cleaning lady who has been with the family for 5 years. Even though she would be coming from Guatemala City and charging me extra for the transportation, I was happy with that because she is trustworthy and I know her background. So we had her lined up before moving to Guatemala. She actually started coming one week before I arrived to work with my husband in the new house.
He told me, be careful she talks A LOT and she EATS EVERYTHING. Actually, “eats everything” were her words. Not that I care about her eating habits, but I do work from home, so I can’t get too tangled up in conversation.
So the plan was, since she works for others, I will have her here for the weekend. We have a maid’s room and she can stay there. This was arranged and as far as I saw she was very happy about earning extra money, because she has 2 kids and really is struggling, as she explained.
The first weekend, she arrived and immediately told me she can’t do Sunday. What can I say, so I just nodded. However, during the day, she talked and talked and talked and talked. By the end of her first shift, I knew all the gossip I DIDN’T need to hear about my sister in law’s in-laws lives. Which made we really wonder what is she saying about my family and me!
Then she ate. And when I say she ate, I mean, she arrived at 7 am. Immediately asked for coffee. At 9 am she asked for sweet bread. At noon she was ready for lunch, and before she left she asked if she can make some eggs.
The following week she canceled one day again. Finally, on the third week around, she canceled again and I knew it was time to look of another one, because, as I said earlier: I don’t clean, and my house was filthy!
So the new search began.
I live in a little residential and have gotten to know one of my neighbors quite well, she’s been a super help and I asked her if she knew anyone who can help me. It’s crucial to have recommendations, you just never know who will enter the house. At the same time, my son’s school has a guard and for some strange reason that day he asked me if I needed someone to work in the house. I said, “as a matter of fact I do.” He replied, “I’ll ask around and will tell you in 2 days.” We left it at that.
That afternoon, my neighbor introduced me to the other neighbor’s maid who recommended a lady and we arranged to meet the following day. For the rest of the day, I had things to do and my son and I went out.
Why is it important that we weren’t home? Good question!
The following day, I arrive to school with my son to drop him off and the guard ran over to me.
This is the way this conversation went:
Him: “I went by your house last night, but you weren’t home.”
Me: “What?”
Him: “I have someone for you.”
Me: “How did you get my address?”
Him: “The school gave it to me.”
Me: Speechless and furious!
I ran into the office of my son’s school. This is the way this conversation went:
Me: “Who gave you the right to give out my information!”
The startled school administrator: “He told us you guys had an appointment.”
Me: “If we had an appointment, why didn’t I GIVE him my address.”
The woman: “I’m so sorry, we really thought you told him it was alright. He had your cell phone number, so we thought you forgot to give him the address.”
Me: “How did he get my cell phone?”
She: “I don’t know?”
Me: “Who the hell is this guy? Now he knows where I live, he knows my son!”
She: “I’m so sorry, really. He’s been with us for 7 years and when he found out that you needed a cleaning lady, he got really excited and wanted his wife to work for you.”
Me, walking out the door in a state of numbness!
By now, I wanted to buy a new lock, and find a new school, but as the day wore on, I lost the anger, and believed in my heart that it really was an innocent mistake. The following day, I ended up meeting the friend of my neighbor’s maid and she seemed pleasant and was recommended, so I obviously hired her!
So now, I had to break it nicely to the guard at my son’s school that I don’t want someone who is crazy eager and goes sniffing around to get my address, to work for me. I did it very politely and since then he has fully ignored me, which is fine by me!
THE NEW MAID
I hired the new lady to come 6 days a week, for 4 hours a day. Since I work at home, I’m super busy and have told her many times to please help herself to coffee and sweet bread. I’ve even laid it out for her. She said thank you and never touched it.
Out of the 4 weeks that she’s worked for me, she has said this: “Can I use this rag for the mop?”
She is so wonderful. She does a great job. She doesn’t say anything at all. I’m happy and she’s happy. On top of that, I try to give her a gift everyday, either it be food to take home, or some clothes or jewelry for her kids!
Now I just hope she doesn’t leave:)
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Marina has been living in Central America for over 7 years and her site Travel Experta is all about traveling in Central America. Marina loves to help people plan the perfect vacation to this amazing part of the world! You can sign up for her RSS feed and join the fun on her facebook fan page and follow her on Twitter at @MarinaVillatoro.












