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El Blogador makes a regular-almost daily-habit of reviewing movies.  One topic that recently caught my eye was the movie ‘Food Inc’, not because I’ve seen it, but because I worked on a business plan recently which touched on this topic.

I’m going to skip commentary on the apparently anti-market movie and El Blogador’s anti-American sentiment, since neither their opinions or my response is likely to be of surprise to readers, but the primary topic should be.  As I’ve learned in recent years, 98% of the food supply in the US is produced by only 2% of the population, and the bulk of the food is produced and distributed by a few large companies.  (If I were a liberal I would say, ‘a few evil multinational corporations’).

Naturally these companies respond to market pressures to produce large quantities of food at low prices.  Despite what the poor and uneducated may believe, these companies do not begin with the objective ‘produce low quality food’, but rather, interpret market demands and then seek to satisfy them.  In the US, and it would appear around the world, people want lots of good tasting food and don’t want to pay very much for it.  Imagine that.

Because the market works more efficiently in the US than in most other countries-and certainly most other large economies due to the relatively low level of governmental interference-the market is getting what it wants, and that means that the food is not very nutritious but it looks/tastes good and is cheap.  El Blogador blames this on subsidies, and while there are subsidies (that debate will have to wait), subsidies represent a tiny fraction of the US food production marketplace. I therefore conclude the structure of food prices has more to do with The Invisible Hand than the subsidies, which are really designed to keep domestic production viable when it might otherwise disappear due to foreign government subsidies of their exports.

What does this all mean?  Well, the Nutrition Nazis have long favored locally produced organically grown food, mostly for the wrong reasons.  They want us to eat mostly vegetables because consuming animal products is wrong, because locally produced food deprives evil multinational agribusiness of revenue, and because organic processes respect the rights of insects and diseases.

The truth, of course, requires a little more discernment and won’t be as satisfying to the partisans.  Locally produced food has the great advantage of being fresh and being close to the consumer.  Freshness usually translates into higher nutritional density, and a shorter supply line means disruption is less likely and also the cost of delivery is lower.  It almost always translates to higher prices, since the small farmer cannot reasonably compete with the large one in terms of price or efficiency.  It also means that diversity suffers, since local production is likely to be more specialized.  For the libs, this diversity-challenged farming approach really should be a deal-killer.

Organic would seem on the surface to make sense, but one challenge is the loss of efficiency that goes hand in hand with a reduction of fertilizers and pesticides that deter and or prevent plant death and disease.  The lower efficacy of organic approaches lead to reduced crop yield, which has two consequences:  lower supply and higher prices.  The left’s obsession with organic has reached levels similar to the demagoguery that surrounded DDT for most of my life, only to be proven to be largely politically motivated.

There are some good reasons to choose locally produced and organic food.  I enjoy knowing that much of the food we now consume here in Guatemala was produced within a short drive from where we live.  This means that there are few risks to the food supply and less is spent on distribution and marketing.  This, combined with a low cost of labor, is the reason local food is inexpensive.  These are market-relevant factors, not politically motivated ideologies that run against market forces.

I enjoy organic food here because I know the people producing the food are concerned with the nutritional value.  Those producers who are working to achieve size and beauty in their produce have an incentive to achieve these objectives without regard to the nutritional value.  They may be sufficiently motivated even to chemically manipulate their produce in a manner that is unhealthy.  Knowing that in the US there is some regulation of the food suggests that the manipulation is measured, whereas here I can have no such confidence.  So organic is a reasonable choice-perhaps a gamble-that the nutritional density is greater.  Add to this consideration that the organic grower’s concern for nutrition may translate into a more hygienic handling of the product and you have a formula which justifies the substantially higher price.

One final comment-US food prices have remained relatively low for a long time, despite record levels of crop failure and destruction (due to weather), increasing use of corn for alternative fuels (ethanol), and a booming, more affluent population in Asia, which translates into a much higher caloric intake.  Were global warming true, this would likely solve the world’s food problem (longer growing seasons and a larger global production area), but as some of us have long suspected it is a total fraud, and in fact the earth is likely entering another little ice age, which spells further trouble for the global food supply, and means higher food prices for you and I.

I guess I should’ve been using my mule network to bring these items down for Thanksgiving Dinner because we’ve been unable to find them in Guatemala.  If any of you long-time residents have a line on these things, fresh or canned, let me know!

Crackers, Triscuits

Crackes, Sociables or other flavored

Ground clovers

Ground nutmeg

Pickling Spice

Creamed Corn

Yellow Corn

French Fried Onions

Cornbread Box Mix

Canned Pumpkin

Brown Sugar or Molasses

Pecans

Sweet Potatoes

1 Box Cornstarch

Frozen Pumpkin Pie

Pie Crusts

Meat Thermometer

Years ago when I had the opportunity to work with a master PR guy on an acquisition, (he had just left a job as a top strategist for the RNC, but was then working in the private sector), he told me that all press was basically good, as long as “they spell your name right”.

Clearly not everyone would agree with this opinion, but I guess if you’re of the mindset that selling things is what matters, or getting votes is what matters (after all, there is no ‘intensity button’ on the voting machine) and you don’t really care what people think, well, I guess it works.

Perhaps that’s unwittingly what I’ve done here at GuateLiving.  I wouldn’t want to see the results of an intensity vote; I’m pretty sure the hatred level would set new records, but with every new ‘truth at all costs’ posts the blog grows in fame…or maybe it’s infamy.  You decide:

Yet over at Guate Living el termómetro en el trasero de la vida gringa en la Antigua — we have been shocked to find the suggestion that meticulous locals will take their ceviche with a prophylactic of antibiotics, and that manitas shucas (almost exlusively of the Guatemalan kind) are the root cause of the regular unscheduled trips to the crapper that appear to afflict the more delicate members of the ex-pat community.

Whilst the occasional intestinal storm is almost unavoidable for those of us bearing bacteria in our gut that — however friendly — have yet to master the local lingo, we have found that we rarely suffer from the runs when we prepare our own comida at home.

We recommend that concerned readers kit out each of the maids preparing their gringo grub with PVC gloves, face masks and hair nets, if not indeed a sealed head-to-toe anti-microbial body suit. (NB: The mask is to prevent them from spitting in your soup.

It’s not fun being sick.  I’ve probably spent more on medicine for myself in the last 6 months than I have the previous six years, and that’s adjusting for US prices. It’s not as easy as boiling your water for 5 minutes or washing and disinfecting everything you buy that might have been touched by Guatemalan hands, or even not eating raw food from street vendors (something only one member of my family does).

Expat Mom has been here for 7 years and knows the ropes, and she’s still struggling:

I’ve been feeling pretty yucky lately, though I did feel much better after the initial bout of being ill. Finally, yesterday, I broke down and had some tests done. Turns out that while there is no longer any sign of E. coli in specific, I have both an intestinal infection AND a UTI. Loverly.

So, I’m currently taking two different antibiotics and hopefully will be feeling better soon. I have to say, though, the 10 lb. weight loss over the past 2 weeks is almost worth being sick for!

I’ve come to the conclusion that unless you’re extremely obsessive about where you eat and how your food is prepared, you’re going to get sick.  What do some of you veterans think?

Readers will remember my recent trip to the lab and all the amoebas, parasites and excess yeast found within my gut, so it might surprise you to hear that I recently stopped by a roadside vendor and bought a cup of raw seafood.

You see, desperate men will do desperate things, and the Wife had let me know that my options for lunch that day were warmed-up Jambalaya from the night before or…warmed up Jambalaya from the night before.

There was nothing wrong with the Jambalaya, although I prefer the other recipe the Wife uses (which she alleges is from my mother, hence my preference, as though my mother’s recipe would naturally be better, which is quite the opposite of the truth, but anyway…), but I just didn’t feel like having it two days in a row.  It reminds me of when I was babysitting JP’s bar during one of his trips to the states and ate Jambalaya twice a day for a four days.  (Although I never got tired of the free drinks).

Besides, skipping a meal is fine for Cuaresma when I need to make all these sacrifices to appease a God angry with all you heathens, but for just any reason at all?  I have to keep my excess stored in the event of war, famine or early hibernation after all.

Anyway, I wanted an excuse to try out the ceviche that this guy sells in front of El Calvario. He’s there every day and has been since I’ve been driving by.  He has a little cart with a sign on it and he sits there during the day calling to his friends as they pass, waiving at everyone, and generally conveying a genuine sense of happiness.  I’ve been waiving at him for months so I figured this was a good time, what with all the meds in my system already.

‘Chong’ introduced himself and explained-twice-that he was Guatemalteco and not Chinese.  We exchanged pleasantries and he began asking me a dozen questions about what I was doing here, where I lived, etc.  He then opened up his cooler and I was overcome with the smell, wondering if I was going to be able to go through with this or not.

But, not wanting to be outdone by Bourdain or Zimmerman, and knowing that at home all that awaited me was Jambalaya Recipe #2, I pressed ahead.  The cup he dished up looked very much like every other ceviche I’ve ever had, and it was wonderful.  I asked if he got his shrimp from Esquintla and decided not to ask any more questions when he explained that the best shrimp came from la capital.

The ceviche came with a little pack of saltine style crackers and was delicious.  As long as I’m on anti-parasite medication and anti-amoeba medication and drinking the Pedialyte prescribed by the farmacia, I think I’ll keep going back.

The bowl of ceviche-loaded with shrimp-was 30Q.  I took a picture for you, but apparently the Blackberry and I are not getting along because I can’t upload any pictures.

It was dinner time and the Wife informed me that she needed some ingredient for dinner which we didn’t have.  I checked my wallet and noticed that the customary wad of cash had been depleted (If I skip a day of hitting the ATM for the max, cash flow can become a real problem since no one here will take a check and most places don’t take plastic), to the point that the only thing left was 5Q.  I didn’t really feel like going into town to hit the ATM just to buy one ingredient so I asked if we could do without.

The answer was apparently ‘no’ as she left the room in a hurry and the door slammed behind her (no doubt it was a cross wind through the house).  A few minutes later I noticed that the teenager had left the property and returned a few minutes later with the item.  Did the Wife dig into a coin jar somewhere and come up with the funds?

No, she sent the kid to the tienda to buy the item on credit.  You see, the kid makes daily trips to the tienda, so we can spread the bodegona/PriceSmart trips out a bit.  He’s a veteran of the tienda and knows all the operators nearby, when the mothers work the tienda and when the daughters work it, who is more likely to gouge him because of his skin color and who gives fresh bread vs. day old ‘gringo’ bread.

So the kid knew that on previous occasions he had been short a few Q and certain tienda owners had let him buy the items anyway, always returning the next day with the balance.  So in this case he merely had to walk to the tienda, tell them what he needed and explain that he didn’t have the money, and they handed the item over.  Pretty neat, right?

Can you imagine walking into a convenience store in the US and asking to buy something that day and pay the next?  I guess if you live way out in the country and you’re in the store as often as we’re at the tienda, maybe, just maybe that might happen.

Welcome to GuateLiving.

The wife has had a hard time getting used to being called ‘Dona’, while I have had no trouble adjusting to ‘Don Marco’; it just sounds right.  Anyway, I got a little surprise today when the delivery guy from Dona Chica dropped off my order and handed me the receipt:

The Wife thinks there must be another Marco who is a local...

The Wife thinks there must be another Marco who is a local...

Category Brand/Size/Qty Cost (in Q)
Pasta, Rice, Beans
Arroz 1 libra 5
Frijoles Blanco 7
Rojo 7
Negro 7
Pasta INA Espaguetti 3
Linguini 3
Corbaton 3
Macaroni 3
Tostadas Ondulas Milpa Real 20
Huevos 30 30
Sazonador Tomate con Res Mahler 14
Sazonador Tomate con Res Pollo, Mahler 11

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